Saturday, January 2, 2010

Top 10 Funny Products

We received an unsolicited Harriet Carter catalog and I must admit, it's been a lot of fun to look through. Some of these products are actually quite amazing, but here are the top 10 of the-well, ridiculous!
  • Fake Pet - "SLEEPING PUPPY is the next best thing to owning a real four-legged friend! Adorable, lifelike plush pup actually "breathes" and gently snores like a real dog. Comes with collar, bed, pet brush, adoption certificate, red canvas pet carrier, and one D battery. A cuddly, maintenance- free companion for kids ... or any pet lover!"
  • Toilet Mug - "Toilet Mug for that cup of java that's really good to the last drop! Enjoy your morning brew with this one-of-a-kind potty-shaped mug. Amusing gag coffee mug is a surefire conversation starter that'll leave 'em flushed with laughter! Holds 12 fl. oz. Ceramic."
  • Gut disguiser - "Men’s body shaper instantly gives you a slimmer, trimmer look! Compression undergarment fits invisibly under clothes as it com­fortably tightens, firms and smoothes waistline and upper torso for a leaner appearance, improved posture and better fitting shirts. Light­weight spandex/nylon. Imported."
  • Nasal cones - "Snore less, breathe easier with miracle nasal cones! Soft, flexible rubber cones fit comfortably in your nostrils at bedtime to aid breathing, reduce snoring, congestion and resulting mouth dryness. They open nasal airways naturally, are washable, re­usable, and trim to fit. You get a set of 4 in two sizes. USA made."
  • Pet tombstone - "Personalized pet monument makes a lasting tribute to one who gave you so much love and devotion. Use it to mark pet's favorite spot in your yard or garden, where so many happy hours were spent. Name and dates are engraved in this stone-look poly/resin plaque. Included ground stakes assure monument stays in place. 9¾" x 6¾" x 1" D."
  • DIY Legal Will - "Write your own Legal Will. Do-it-yourself kit gives you everything you need to write a will that is legally valid in all 50 states. Did you know that without a will, the state decides who gets what? Written by an attorney, this money-saving kit contains fact booklet on wills, easy-to-follow instructions and a fill-in-the-blanks will. Don't put it off!"
  • Haircut umbrella - "Hair Cutting Umbrella is an essential tool for the home stylist! Cape resembles an inverted umbrella to catch clippings as you trim, so neck, clothes and floor are protected. Special upturned 'lip' along outer edge contains loose hairs until youíre ready to discard them, saves you time during clean-upóno tedious sweeping or vacuuming needed! Slips over head and secures with self-close tabs; adjusts to fit neck size. Folds to store. Nylon. 22" diam."
  • Garden torch - "Garden torch clears away weeds to make yard work a snap. Lightweight, long reaching torch kills weeds down to the root, even aids in tree stump removal. Can also be used to melt icy patches on outdoor steps and walks without tedious chipping and scraping! Adjustable valve controls intensity of flame. Uses inexpensive propane cylinder from any hardware store. Nickel-plated steel and brass. 32" L."
  • Bald guy haircare - "Bald Guyz® Grooming Products protect and keep clean-cut heads looking and feeling their best. SPF 30+ Sunscreen Gel with vitamins and herbal moisturizers prevents sunburn, dryness and damage. The sweat-resistant, quick-drying formula won’t leave a sticky residue so it’s great for those with thinning hair, too. Perfect for face, neck and head. Gentle Moisture Gel calms and soothes minor skin irritations and razor burn. Apply after shaving to restore skin’s balance. Each product is 4 fl. oz. Head Wipes (set of 16) clean off perspiration without leaving head shiny or drying skin. Keep them in a glove compartment or gym bag as a quick refresher. For all skin types. Made in USA"
  • Tootpick vudu doll - "Toothpick Holder Man will be the talk of the party! Just place him next to your appetizers, fruit or cheese cubes, and your guests will do the rest. This quirky toothpick holder is 5” long and is made of washable vinyl. Toothpicks not included."

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